Showing posts with label popcorn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label popcorn. Show all posts

Friday, February 27, 2009

Oh Poop!


Yes, this blog is going to be about poop, as the title implies. Why poop? Well, Wednesday I was "picking up" the dog poop in my backyard. I have one of those long, salad tong looking things thats helps to easily remove the offending droppings. Cleaning the yard this way is new to me, we just got the yard fenced in a month or so ago, so the dogs cant go into the woods anymore. They always took off down the yard straight into their, shall we say doggie comode somewhere in the trees. I didnt care they went there to do their business, just meant I didnt have to step in it, smell it or clean it. I prefer them safe, tucked away in my backyard, no other dogs around them, no crazy neighbors or Sherifs deputies. But there is, well, poop and it has to go. At least they stick to one corner of the yard and not a very used (HA) part of the yard, so clean up is contained. 

As I was slinging sh... well poop over the fence I started thinking about how funny that scene would look to walk up on and it also got me thinking about other poop situations in my house. Not, IN my house as in, randomly in the house. I have 4 cats, inside. I also have 4 kitty pans, inside. All 4 are used by said cats and all 4 have to be maintained by us, more me now that I am home, yea me. So once or twice a week I dump the offending kitty litter and refill the pans. This is, apparently, a huge entertainment to my cats, they all watch and it must also be a huge privilage to be the first to foul the new litter. Now you see why 4 pans, 4 cats, 16 happy paws playing in clean poop rocks (aka Kitty litter). 

However, there is something else strange about cat poop that I havent figured out. Why do dogs like to eat it, yea I said it, they EAT IT! I can actually purchase a product to make my cats poop taste bad..... (long pause,---------- let that sink in).................... To make it taste bad, shouldnt it, well, taste bad to begin with???

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Some things that really bug me.

Jen made me start thinking about things I dont like. She had a top 10 list, i dont know if mine will fit in 10. Some of them arent things that are important in any way, they just bug me. So saying I hate them is a little to strong. So lets name this, things that really really bug me!

Snaps- I dont like it when someone, who may be on the phone, snaps their fingers at me to get my attention. I dont like it, dont do it.

Ice chewing- eeeyyukk, i do not want to hear anyone crunching on ice, like chewing on rocks

Gum smacking- its rude, dont do it (please dont confuse this with gum popping, totally different noise)

Slobber- when you kiss me, which most of you dont, do not leave slobber, spit, moisture whatever, behind. Yuck!

Fork Biting-aarrggg dont bite your utensils, metal on teeth eeewwww

Nail Biting - again, nasty, dont do it!

Seen it-you have not seen it, you may have observed something, but you have not "seen it"

My nose- dont touch it, dont ask why, just dont do it!

Plate stacking-largest to smallest, not the other way around

UUUUUHHHHH-rude, rude, rude

Teeth- i will never put candy in my cheek against me teeth, eeeeeyuck, dont tap them, snap them, chomp them makes me crazy

Jelly beans- one word, YUCK

Doorways - do not stand in the doorways, they are doorways, ways into places, get the hell out of the doorway. Do not stop and have conversations in the doorway of say, WalMart when there are people behind you trying to get in.

Fake Laughing- I love to laugh, it makes me happy, makes me smile and feel good. However, when some one fakes it, its not funny, its sad and slightly disturbing.

Sweet popcorn/cornbread- its wrong, dont do it

Well thats 15, thats enough and I feel better!