Today I helped my Mom clean out a closet and organize her scrapbook room, yes room. She has a whole room of this stuff, which I m now interested in.... That, however, is not the point. While cleaning out this closet today, I found several strange things:
1. a bag of ears, yes, thats right, a bag of ears
2. 2 smooshed Baby Ruths - I think this is a crime punishable by death in Botswana
3. a pair of pink roller skates. The skates aren't strange, the fact that we don't know who they belonged to is strange
4. Easter candy from... oh.. I don't know, 1987
The bag of ears, by the way, are kids toys - spare parts is what the container says. Its full of ears, lips, fingers, noses. I dont know where it came from or why it was there but my 5 year old nephew is going to enjoy freaking his Mama out with them, and I am going to help. Hey, what are really cool, fun aunts for?!